Leave topher alone.
ben:
If someone uses the phrase “tumblarity boner” in the next 5.66 minutes, I will paypal them $0.75
WHENEVER I POST SOMETHING AND FUCKYEAHCHRISTOPHERPRICE’S TUMBLARITY JUMPS MORE THAN 10 POINTS, I GET A TUMBLARITY BONER FOR CHRIS.
TOO BAD YOU DON’T KNOW WHO I AM. I COULD REALLY USE THE $0.75.
(Wait, too creepy?)
ben:
KEEP ON DASHBOARD.GO FOR IT. IT WILL BE EMPTY FOREVER.
THIS THING I DID GAVE ME AN IDEA. HINT: I’M GOING TO SEND CHRIS A DICK.
YOU CAN TAKE MINE AND SEND IT TO HIM.
